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Not getting many bites !! Do ya reckon we'll scare the fish away if we went skinny dippin'

Dear God, let me just catch one and I'll never fish again!

Any second now.......we should get a bite!!!

Just fishing for attention!

I heard some fish like muddy water!

who said fishes don't come to the suburbs

Sustainable fishing practices at last - not a chance in Hell of catching one!

I saw the 'No Standing' sign. No mention of 'No Fishing'...

I hope we don't catch a toad in the hole...

"So, you come here often?"

You should have seen the one that got away!

hmmm somehow brother i dont think this is working quite the same as ice fishing back home!!

After we catch one, we shall return to work ay?

Do you think we'll catch an alien?

"You have arrived at your Destination!" "Mmm... Are you SURE your GPS is Working?????????????????????"

Pedestrian: "Getting any bites?"
Fisherman: "You're the fourth today".

And that son - is a full demonstration of internet marketing.

There is NO such thing as a bad day fishing :-)

Shredder's new plan to catch those Turtles was not going well.

Um, think it might be time for a new GPS Macca ... :/

Tasmania was such a small island, great fishing all round, but the locals were such simple folk, they always chose not to stray far from their homes.

Skulking in the shadows, granddad laughed his head off, he knew his grandsons were simple, but he never thought they'd actually believe his tales of what life was like in his day.

"You know what Johnny, I don't think these mud crabs are biting today. Maybe we'll go to the cat shelter tomorrow and try our luck with catfish."

"Not sure we'll be finding Nemo today..."

Quite possibly...a cast of thousands.....

No piranha biting today. I'm sure if we wait a bit, we can catch a passing Torana.

"I think I've caught something Charlie."
"What is it Jim?"
"It looks like Dads Old Boot?"

Granddad watched proudly as Dermot and Buster took his advice and went fishing for dinner. Meanwhile, Mrs Brown could be heard from the kitchen window yelling "Feckin' eedjits!"

The government said they sunk millions into roads but I'm not coming up with a thing.

No it's not just the hat that makes him look stupid...

Ice Fishing: attempting to fish while under the influence of Ice.

Council aids for the prawn industry

Nope.. Nothing fishy going on here!

They said this bait is guaranteed to catch fish from any water hole!

''Fish in the fast lane ...
Sure to make you lose your line''

Darryl Kerrigan: Dale dug a hole. Tell 'em Dale.
Dale Kerrigan: I dug a hole.

@toxicgherkin hi i like your caption, please send me your complete details to my email alaila@competitions.com.au -- thanks, have a good day ;)

Well deserved. Onya toxic!!

@alaila.alvarez
Sent! Cheers!